a short story:

If you give a boy a ball..

he might play basketball. And if he plays basket ball he might get hit in the nose. Then when that nose heals it heals wrong. And if it heals wrong, you have a deviation in your septum. If your septum deviates you get

95% blockage on one side..and 65% on the other. If you have that kind of blockage you can't breath through your nose. If you can't breath through your nose, then you breath through your mouth. Then the dentist might see that your teeth are having issues because you breath through your mouth. Then you might start to snore..and if you snore your wife might not sleep so well and she will suggest you go to the Dr. The Dr. will see the deviation and suggest you get it fixed. So you get it fixed and it might feel like you got hit in the face again..this time with ...

a bat. And if you feel like that.. then you probably look like this...

(not actual picture) and if you feel like this it means you are probably recovering from getting it fixed..so you can start to breath again. And if you can breath again, you and your wife can sleep better, and when you sleep better you have more energy. And when you have more energy you need to burn it off..and to burn off energy you will do you favorite thing, and pick up a ball to play basketball!